Sunday, April 28, 2013

Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte may be somewhat of a polarizing figure - his inability to deliver a coherent interview is the stuff of legends - but now he has taken his powers of absurdity to new heights.

His patented "Jeah" has just managed to ruin one of the more popular songs of the early 2000's. Take a look. 

Posted on Sunday, April 28, 2013 by Jake Silver

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Friday, April 26, 2013


God damn this man is sexy

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Posted on Friday, April 26, 2013 by Zack Pumerantz

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What happens when you put a pair of 7-foot centers on a roller coaster? They scream like petulant children.


















(Image via sportzbroz.com)

Posted on Friday, April 26, 2013 by Zack Pumerantz

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Monday, April 22, 2013

Guest post by Hannah R

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Posted on Monday, April 22, 2013 by Zack Pumerantz

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Sunday, April 21, 2013

Though the J in JZSports is an unabashed raging Giants fan, Zack is simply too overcome with joy to even type, so here we are. Despite my allegiance and persistent stream of abuse towards them, I am a New Yorker and have nothing against the Jets. I happen to like them.

Some of you Jets fans out there are probably tearing your hair out over the loss of Darelle Revis - please don't. Your team is much better off because of it. The Jets get the #13th overall pick in next week's draft, in ADDITION to a fourth-round pick in 2014 that has almost a 100% chance of becoming a  third-rounder instead. All Revis has to do is be on the Bucs by the second week of March in 2014...and considering they just gave up the aforementioned first-rounder, that seems like a no brainer. As if that wasn't enough, the Bucs just saddled themselves with a massive contract to Revis, which the cap-loving John Idzik correctly wanted no part of.

Darelle Revis is a malcontent, a bad apple in your locker room. He's the type of guy who inadvertently causes impressionable young prospects to think that they are bigger than the team. Revis never learned that the player works for the organization - not vice versa. You know you're in for a headache when a guy is holding out as a rookie; but when he does that two more times in four years? That's not a person who is likely to change his ways. Revis has always been about the money, and in the NFL your impact players need to be about the wins.

Look at the contract he just got from the Buccaneers - six years, $96 million. Oh hi, isn't $96 mil what the Denver Broncos are giving to PEYTON MANNING?? Sorry, don't care how good Revis thinks he is, how good Rex Ryan thinks he is, or how good Tampa thinks he is - you give that money to a guy who can take you to the Super Bowl single-handed. That person will never be a cornerback. Granted, his new contract has no guaranteed money, but we all know he'll see at least two years of it thanks to that 1st round pick. Regardless of the delusions of both he and his agent, Revis has never been worth $16 million per year. Even if that were possible for a corner, he never will be either after his 2012 ACL injury.

The Jets can now overhaul their draft strategy next week. They can use the #9 pick on an impact pass-rushing prospect, like Barkevious Mingo or Jarvis Jones, or even grab NT Star Lotulelei if he drops down to #9. It can always happen if teams in the top 8 get QB-happy. After that, they can use the #13 pick to draft a solid offensive line prospect, or *GASP* a SECOND impact pass-rusher. if a couple of guys fall, they can snag two top quarterback-killing prospects within four picks of each other. Or they can choose to trade up for a prospect like Dion Jordan, or maybe trade down for additional picks.

The point is, the Jets have flexibility with the cap, the draft, two top-15 picks next week, and they rid themselves of a selfish diva who would accept nothing less than total overpayment. If you doubted John Idzik  at the time of his hiring, then rejoice Jets fans - there is a genius in your front office at last.

Posted on Sunday, April 21, 2013 by Jake Silver

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Thursday, April 11, 2013

This has been called a hardwood thunder clap by experts.

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Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2013 by Zack Pumerantz

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Carved from the depths of a once-frustrated Knickerbocker fanbase, we at JZ Sports needed more than just several timely articles scrutinizing Jamarcus Russell's NFL career to get noticed. We needed search engine optimization, quality visuals, and quirky content worthy of a share. Any energetically misguided blogger can relate.

However, the difficulties in expanding a website pale in comparison to the challenge of even getting noticed as a small service business website. Here's where SEO Samba has made their mark...

Continuously introducing unique franchise marketing systems to ecstatic customers in Europe and the United States, SEO Samba has transformed countless young businesses and maximized promising websites.

What does this entail? How is it done?!

Well, during the creation of JZ Sports we got our first taste of blogging responsibility. We naturally found out that website design was essential. SEO Samba can offer revolutionary web design tactics. Aesthetics are only half the battle, as first-time viewers can't help but demand more. An engaging user experience and search engine ranking optimization, otherwise known as SEO website design, is necessary to attracting unique visitors.

Of course, if you're more of a proven online savant, perhaps SEO Samba's internet marketing software is your calling. The options are limitless, but time is precious.

In the age of online design and Pay Per Click marketing tactics, one must implement something unique and fresh to get noticed. Yet even for those with something truly magical to share, search engine optimization conquers all. As the old adage goes, does a tree really burp if no one is listening? Wait...

Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2013 by Zack Pumerantz

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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Our least-favorite purple-drankin' draft bust of all time has reared his overstuffed head once again.

With a poorly-hyped comeback in the making, we can check in on this writhing, sweating mass of illiteracy and broken promises hard at work.



Remember, this is the same guy who not too long ago was mired in legal trouble and doing things like this.

The fact that he appears to have lost any weight at all is somewhat shocking. The questions that now remain - will he find a new NFL job? If he does, how long before he beats out the Mark Sanchez Buttfumble for "Not Top Ten" supremacy?

Posted on Tuesday, April 09, 2013 by Jake Silver

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Umping has hit rock bottom.


Posted on Tuesday, April 09, 2013 by Zack Pumerantz

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The average fan might assume that JZSports pulls in a vast audience with our bevy of belligerent content and quirky grammar skills, but they would naturally be wrong.

SEO consulting services helped take the fledgling J and Z from an amateur-hour blog, to a shining beacon of dynamic sports content and clever SEO. Yes, our roommate might be a lanky degenerate who likes to style himself as an SEO Expert, but after discovering the SEO consulting services of Danny DeMichele's SEOConsultant.net, we know the road to success is paved by professionals who have been in the SEO consulting game for 15 years. It was an opportunity we couldn't refuse.

Running a successful business or a website in this day and age is no longer just about posting epic photographs or providing unique services. If your web page is not ranking highly on Google or the other search engines like Bing and Yahoo, no one is ever going to know about your company - and we think that would be a real shame. If your business does not have a web presence of any kind and you think you don't need SEO consulting services, that is really another problem entirely - and we just feel bad for you.

Consulting SEO experts can completely change the game for you and your business. It certainly did that for us, as engine optimization and essential key words propel our genuine sports content to the top of the online food chain! Don't waste your time by not improving your SEO - talk to SEOconsultant.net TODAY, and watch your search traffic improve forever starting tomorrow.

Posted on Tuesday, April 09, 2013 by Jake Silver

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Sunday, April 7, 2013

Never has a shot been this frustrating...


Posted on Sunday, April 07, 2013 by Zack Pumerantz

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Perfect.


Posted on Sunday, April 07, 2013 by Zack Pumerantz

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Saturday, April 6, 2013

Just sit back and enjoy this arbitrary photo of John Wall and his dogs on this sunny Saturday afternoon.

We just wish he had Hot Cheetos and Takis in his shooting hand instead.


Posted on Saturday, April 06, 2013 by Jake Silver

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Thursday, April 4, 2013

It's no secret that Dwight Howard shoots free throws less effectively than a bag of vegetable soup with a torn rotator cuff. This season, however, the faltering super-man is 314-for-646 from the line (49%), missing 332 free throws…as many as teammate Steve Nash has missed during his entire 17-year career. Allow that to sink in.

Here's Mike Woodson staring down J.R. Smith to better highlight our shock and awe...

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And here's a taste of Dwight's prowess...



(Thanks to USAToday.com for this disturbing fact)

Posted on Thursday, April 04, 2013 by Zack Pumerantz

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Poor Brandon Knight. At some point, we gotta stop feeling scorn and instead just feel bad for the poor guy.



How does a former No. 5 overall pick manage to bomb a fast break layup this badly? Isn't that the kind of thing they bench you for in high school? Maybe even at basketball camp?

Regardless of just how much he sucks, we can't abuse Brandon Knight too badly, he's still not fully recovered from the resurrection after his untimely death at the hands of Deandre Jordan..

Posted on Thursday, April 04, 2013 by Jake Silver

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Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Bob Costas has never been more iconic.


Posted on Wednesday, April 03, 2013 by Zack Pumerantz

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Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Did you ever think you could win $200,000 playing fantasy baseball? We sure didn't, but that's exactly what you can do by playing in FanDuel.com's DFBC!

45 skilled qualifiers will win seats to the biggest and best fantasy baseball tournament of all time. Where do these seats take you? To none other than Las Vegas, where you will enjoy an all-expenses paid luxury weekend courtesy of FanDuel, while you compete in the DFBC final on Saturday, August 3rd.

The winner of the final on that day (Taking place at the premier Sportsbook experience in Vegas, Lagasse's Stadium), will walk away with a life-changing $200,000! This is the biggest fantasy baseball prize in history - don't miss out!

FanDuel has a $25 qualifier running tonight....enter it HERE





Posted on Tuesday, April 02, 2013 by Jake Silver

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Monday, April 1, 2013

20-year-old bro-turned-phenom Bryce Harper clown-questioned the entire Major Leagues today, with one of the studliest swings we've seen since the Griffey days of 864 BC. Here is the future of baseball...



And a second shot...


(Image via washingtonpost.com)

Posted on Monday, April 01, 2013 by Zack Pumerantz

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Yesterday was a bittersweet victory for the University of Louisville as they defeated Duke to advance tot the Final Four, thanks to a calamitous and horrifying leg injury to Kevin Ware, making Joe Theismann's injury look like a walk in the park.

Ware went up to block a 3 point shot by Duke near the end of the first half, landing brutally on his leg, which buckled under him immediately.

With the bone protruding out of his leg, several of Ware's teammates dropped to the court in tears, while some of those on the bench actually vomited right there on the floor.

While being carried off the court, Ware was actually screaming "WIN THE GAME" to his teammates. You gotta admire the moxy on this guy - a real team player. We at J.Z Sports wish him a speedy and effective recovery.

Be warned, the video below is graphic and disturbing.

Posted on Monday, April 01, 2013 by Jake Silver

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