Our least-favorite purple-drankin' draft bust of all time has reared his overstuffed head once again.

With a poorly-hyped comeback in the making, we can check in on this writhing, sweating mass of illiteracy and broken promises hard at work.

Remember, this is the same guy who not too long ago was mired in legal trouble and doing things like this.

The fact that he appears to have lost any weight at all is somewhat shocking. The questions that now remain - will he find a new NFL job? If he does, how long before he beats out the Mark Sanchez Buttfumble for "Not Top Ten" supremacy?