Breakfast.....Three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. Two cups of coffee. One five-egg omelet. One bowl of grits. Three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar. Three chocolate-chip pancakes.

Lunch.....One pound of enriched pasta. Two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayo on white bread. Energy drinks packing 1,000 calories.

Dinner.....One pound of pasta. An entire pizza. More energy drinks (according to the Wall Street Journal).

...For a shrubbery connoisseur like Michael Phelps, the munchies are to be expected. Yet this lanky Olympic legend goes to lunatic-esque lengths to cement himself as an eating champ. Someone give Adam Richman a call, fast.