Saturday, February 23, 2013

The Dallas Cowboys have made one major acquisition this offseason, one that should help them cope with years of empty promises and pure mediocrity...

According to USA Today, owner Jerry Jones and his high-spending posse spent between $1.5 and $2.5 million on a brand new luxury Prevost Marathon Coach, which will be used to drive owner Jerry Jones and his staff around Indianapolis at this week's NFL scouting combine. And what did Jones, a man with his own personal glasses wiper, name his 45-foot long, 102-inch wide luxury bus? The "Elegant Lady" of course.



But is the interior made from bald eagle...?


Posted on Saturday, February 23, 2013 by Unknown

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Friday, February 22, 2013

Wireless Internet has taken the world by storm. However, there are many of us who aren't bathing in riches. Some of us spend our hard-earned dollars on nosebleed football tickets or burnt steak at Outback, leaving us little room for additional spending sprees. For those of you looking to save that extra cash, it's time to check out copper.net for the planet's most reliable dial-up Internet since 1997.

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Posted on Friday, February 22, 2013 by Unknown

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If his hairstyle is any indication, high-flying Knicks guard Iman Shumpert may be looking for a more serious role, at least to a point where his agent had to deny such reports. However, this wasn't the first rumor gone wild. The question remains, why have fans lost their love for the young Knickerbocker?

All we can do is compare...




Posted on Friday, February 22, 2013 by Unknown

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If Michael Jordan could actually evaluate talent, he might want to pick up this little guy for the Bobcats - at the very least he's definitely got better ups than Brendan Haywood.



Clearly a ferocious competitor, this otter would easily be the best and most entertaining mascot in the NBA. Why does a charge disrupt the varying mystic?

Posted on Friday, February 22, 2013 by Jake Silver

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Sculpting the perfect tailgate is no easy task. Though for every diehard sports fan, it's a warm and fuzzy tradition that requires care, dedication and the right tools. For the folks here at JZ Sports, the only way to truly protect scalding bowls of chili and steaming heaters during the bitter cold or rainy months is with the always reliable tarps and covers found at MyTarp.com.

They offer rock-solid tarps, tarpaulins, outdoor screens and covers at astonishingly low prices. Like an apple doused in peanut butter, they even offer cheerful and engaging customer service on top of their life-changing products. As if that wasn't juicy enough, MyTarp.com will also personally customize canvas tarps, vinyl tarps, mesh tarps and poly tarps for their amazed customers. 

Weather and environmental conditions that once muddied festive gatherings can now be met with the sturdy coverings found at MyTarp.com. Rain, snow, airborne pigskins and even flying pigs are no match for these reliable products... 

But wait?! Not a sports fan? Don't fret. MyTarp.com also offers a world-class stretched canvas, perfect for artists and students. Their stretched canvases are even pre-primed with acid-free acrylic gesso for use with oil or acrylic paints, considered a delicacy in the art world.

Tickle your athletic and creative sides as you explore all that MyTarp.com has to offer.

Posted on Friday, February 22, 2013 by Unknown

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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

A new infographic from Ron Schwartz and silveroakcasino.com detailing the imminent changes set to take place in the way we watch hockey on television/devices.

 The Future of Hockey Broadcasting


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Monday, February 18, 2013


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Posted on Monday, February 18, 2013 by Jake Silver

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Pedro said it...and he meant it. And here's a video to detail his untouchable aura...


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Sunday, February 17, 2013



Do you own, or happen to be in the market to establish or purchase a hotel, motel, resort, or restaurant? If you are, you'll be looking for hospitality supplies or equipment; so you will definitely want to check out PeachSuite. PeachSuite's Hotel Supply offers a variety of products in different categories including furniture, kitchen equipment, bar supplies and everything in between!


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JZSports is always in pursuit of the perfect tailgate; and we have found PeachSuite to be the perfect one-stop shop to get everything we need for our tailgate bus! We found ourselves with top-end tailgate party equipment, and it came at a price we could easily afford. Thanks to PeachSuite, JZSports will finally have the perfect tailgate when we kick off NFL 2013. We'd invite you, but we'd prefer to keep this stuff for ourselves.

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Posted on Sunday, February 17, 2013 by Jake Silver

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Sunday, February 10, 2013

Anna Burns Welker just Anna burned Ray Lewis with her provocative comments regarding the iconic linebacker. Ouch.




















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Less is more in regard to sports photography.



















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Posted on Sunday, February 10, 2013 by Unknown

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If one values one's face, jaw, or brain cells, one should never step into the ring with Uriah Hall. Adam Cella was immersed in darkness for four minutes following this unusually brutal reverse kick to the jaw.

Though he claims to be unimpressed, the fact that Cella even got up four minutes later is nothing short of a miracle.

Sorry Adam, but when you say "I got to the hospital and I felt fine actually", you don't sound tough, you just sound like a moron.

Posted on Sunday, February 10, 2013 by Jake Silver

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Saturday, February 9, 2013

This 148-year-old baseball card found at a Maine yard sale has been auctioned for $92,000, a paltry amount if buffet makes you think of Warren over food. The sepia-ingratiated card holds the Brooklyn Atlantics amateur baseball club firmly spotlighted.  


















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Posted on Saturday, February 09, 2013 by Unknown

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A dubstep remake of The Shooter...with paint.


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Tuesday, December 25, 2012

This announcer's words instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. He is, like many football commentators before him, a legend.

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Thursday, November 29, 2012

At :07, a referee swoops in out of nowhere. Literally dumbfounding.


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Touche.

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Monday, November 19, 2012

Young Celtics fan Daylon Trotman is one smooth operator.


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For the first time in a long time, Mark Cuban is a media hero. 



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Sunday, November 4, 2012

We can only hope announcer R.J. Lewis is currently on his way to Vegas following this crystal-ball masterpiece. He has a rare gift.


Posted on Sunday, November 04, 2012 by Unknown

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Thursday, November 1, 2012

This needs little explanation. The eerie stare and motionless demeanor of this creepy fan will forever haunt our dreams. What was going through his mind? Attempting to contact extra terrestrials via mustache morse code? Legend has it, he's still trying.

We may never know, but we hope he didn't kill anyone.

Posted on Thursday, November 01, 2012 by Jake Silver

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As it turns out, this was Awkward Kyle's very first crack at being a sports reporter. Depending on how you look at it...it could have gone worse.

We can't wait to see him go to the San Francisco Giants' victory parade. Hopefully he'll get another chance to speak about "Colby Bryant" down the road.

Enjoy!

Posted on Thursday, November 01, 2012 by Jake Silver

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Friday, October 26, 2012

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Thursday, October 25, 2012

Easy stuff. Here, hold my beer.


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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Remembering Big Poppa. ESPN, get this man a job.


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This guy's a winner in our book. 


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Monday, October 22, 2012

Sebastien Toutant continues to dominate the board in all types of varying terrains. Gnarly footage.


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Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Is that...wait...oh yes, that's Ben "Jake Silver" Wallace with the ferocious rebound and LeBron "Zack Pumerantz" James with the deadly finish and score. We at JZ Sports are currently sending this film to teams around the league with hopes of a tryout. And by league, we mean bush league.


Posted on Wednesday, October 17, 2012 by Unknown

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To honor Barack Obama's bruising debate with right-wing pest Mitt Romney, let's check out the President's college years at Occidental College, located in the historical Eagle Rock neighborhood of Los Angeles. Courtesy of Key & Peele.


Posted on Wednesday, October 17, 2012 by Unknown

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We're dipping our toes in the water with a historical recap of Wes Welker's subtle mockery back in 2011, before the Pats-Jets divisional matchup, in reference to Rex Ryan's apparent foot fetish. Welker was benched for the first series, due to what we believe was a "foot injury."


Posted on Wednesday, October 17, 2012 by Unknown

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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

This is a guest post submitted by Ally Silva. Ally played all kinds of sports growing up and adamantly follows everything sports now, particularly Chicago sports. She works with Phoenix Bats, a company that creates world-class wood bats for amateur and professional ball players around the world. Ally loves writing on different sports topics and is very grateful to be able to contribute here.

MLB's 5 Surprise Impact Players in 2012

Each year in Major League Baseball, there always seems to be several players that provide their teams with surprise performances that were completely unexpected. Whether they were veterans who
stepped up their game or young prospects whom not much was expected, they served to become huge
impacts along the way.

Here are five such players who have pulled off amazing performances thus far in the 2012 season.

5. Chris Capuano: Los Angeles Dodgers

When the Los Angeles Dodgers signed starting pitcher Chris Capuano to a two-year $10 million contract over the offseason, they were likely expecting a pitcher who could provide some help at the back end of the rotation. Thus far, Capuano has provided much more.

Through his first 19 starts, Capuano is 9-5 with a 2.75 ERA, arguably the second best pitcher on the
Dodgers’ staff behind Cy Young Award winner Clayton Kershaw. Capuano’s efforts helped lift the
Dodgers to the top of the NL West standings for much of the first half of the season.

4. Austin Jackson: Detroit Tigers

For the first two years of his career, Detroit Tigers center fielder Austin Jackson was finding his way in the majors. Thus far in 2012, he clearly seems to have arrived.

Through the first 90 games of the season, Jackson became a force at the top of the Tigers’ lineup,
hitting .322 with 10 HR and 39 RBI, leading the American League with five triples and supplying a .405 on-base percentage. Jackson’s table-setting performance from the leadoff position has given the middle of the Tigers’ lineup ample opportunities to drive in runs as well.

3. Carlos Ruiz: Philadelphia Phillies

Everyone in Philadelphia knew that Phillies catcher Carlos Ruiz, but thus far in 2012, Ruiz has taken his offense to another level.

Ruiz earned an All-Star selection with his outstanding performance, hitting .353 with 14 HR and 50 RBI through the first 90 games of the season. In the absence of sluggers Chase Utley and Ryan Howard, Ruiz certainly helped in picking up the offensive slack.

2. R.A. Dickey: New York Mets

When the New York Mets acquired knuckle-baller R.A. Dickey in 2010, they converted him to a full-time starter. That decision has paid off big-time in 2012.

Dickey exploded in the first half of the season, posting a 12-1 record and 2.63 ERA through his first 18 starts of the season. Dickey’s incredible first-half earned him an All-Star selection and helped keep his Mets in contention in the competitive National League East Division.

1. Mike Trout: Los Angeles Angels

When the 2012 season started, young 20-year-old Los Angeles Angels prospect Mike Trout was starting out in Triple-A. By the end of the first month, with the Angels floundering, Trout was called up to help give them a boost.

Trout has done much more than just give his Angels a boost—he has been the catalyst that turned their season around.

Since his call-up on April 28, Trout has hit .355, tops in the American League, with 13 HR, 44 RBI and a major league-leading 30 stolen bases. In addition, the Angels are 44-27 since Trout’s season debut and are just five games in back of the Texas Rangers in the AL West. Trout is not only leading the race for the AL Rookie of the Year Award, he is in the conversation in terms of the AL MVP Award as well.

Posted on Tuesday, October 16, 2012 by Unknown

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Monday, October 15, 2012

Only in Cleveland would R. Kelly's dream be fully realized for under $500. For another 50 bucks, he'd probably sleep a full night in elephant crap. 


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Sunday, October 14, 2012


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Posted on Sunday, October 14, 2012 by Jake Silver

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Saturday, October 13, 2012

Sold.


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This leaping elusiveness speaks for itself. (Image via i-am-bored.com)


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High definition is now the only way.


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A slow motion masterpiece. Keep trucking. 


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Friday, October 12, 2012

As if losing the game wasn't bad enough, the Orioles added injury to insult last night for Joba Chamberlain of the New York Yankees.

Somehow when Matt Wieters swung at this ill-fated pitch, he broke his bat right at the handle....the body of which subsequently flew right into the unfortunate Chamberlain's arm.

Ouch.





Having said that, some fans probably believe Joba should have rubbed some dirt on and walked it off, because Brandon McCarthy makes him look like a big wuss.

Posted on Friday, October 12, 2012 by Jake Silver

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Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Even as the final racer crosses the line, a woman biker stage right can be seen diving headfirst into a pool of mud. An all-around epic fail.


Posted on Wednesday, October 10, 2012 by Unknown

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Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Listen to internet radio with jzsports on Blog Talk Radio

Posted on Tuesday, October 09, 2012 by Jake Silver

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Monday, October 8, 2012

It seems the world's most awkward sports fan is at it again. Not satisfied with creating uncomfortable situations for unsuspecting SF Giants fans, Kyle made his way to Miami this summer to make us all cringe in our seats.

With his odd touchy-feely moments and strange stuttering gibberish, Kyle is either the perfect embodiment of the annoying idiot, or an absolute comedic genius.

Whichever you believe he is, just remember to enjoy!

Posted on Monday, October 08, 2012 by Jake Silver

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Saturday, October 6, 2012

This guy wins at life. Thank you Kyle. 


Posted on Saturday, October 06, 2012 by Unknown

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Watch both videos simultaneously! Immediately, don't ask questions. 




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We're really missing out on legendary entertainment, eh?


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Liam Neeson plays by his own rules. Nobody else's. Not even his own. Even after its hard-nosed guest admitted to knowing nothing about football, ESPN proceeded with the Tebow question. Does it ever end?

Posted on Saturday, October 06, 2012 by Unknown

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Thursday, October 4, 2012

Well done Kris, you're now our friend.

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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Known simply as The Red Snapper around football parts, ginger long snapper Ethan Albright cemented himself in the history books when he wrote a simple amazing letter to John Madden regarding his game-worst rating of 53 in Madden '07 (The year of the Marcus Stroud, per Spleaze).

Now, let's keep in mind that this is Madden vs a borderline long snapper. This is like going to the NFL store, buying a cuddly New York Giants sweatshirt that drops to your knees, and then writing an angry email to the store owners saying you don't believe they correctly judged the fluff ratio.

Madden wasn't pleased with Ethan Albright's letter, though what proceeded a turducken-style anger was the greatest piece of literature ever produced.

To: John Madden
CC: Electronic Arts Sports
From: Ethan Albright
Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden 07
Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.
You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a fucking 12. I rate you a fucking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever — except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom.
It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. Fuck, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of shit teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?
I guess I just cant fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. Fuck, man, there are some shitty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.
I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.
John, you are such a fucking dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a fucking zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my fucking face. Fuck that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a – 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.
Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.
I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a fucking lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass fuckwad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.
Fuck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you fuck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.
Rot in Hell,
Ethan Albright

Posted on Wednesday, October 03, 2012 by Unknown

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