The Dallas Cowboys have made one major acquisition this offseason, one that should help them cope with years of empty promises and pure mediocrity...

According to USA Today, owner Jerry Jones and his high-spending posse spent between $1.5 and $2.5 million on a brand new luxury Prevost Marathon Coach, which will be used to drive owner Jerry Jones and his staff around Indianapolis at this week's NFL scouting combine. And what did Jones, a man with his own personal glasses wiper, name his 45-foot long, 102-inch wide luxury bus? The "Elegant Lady" of course.



But is the interior made from bald eagle...?