Dallas Cowboys Define the term "Excessive"

The Dallas Cowboys have made one major acquisition this offseason, one that should help them cope with years of empty promises and pure mediocrity...

According to USA Today, owner Jerry Jones and his high-spending posse spent between $1.5 and $2.5 million on a brand new luxury Prevost Marathon Coach, which will be used to drive owner Jerry Jones and his staff around Indianapolis at this week's NFL scouting combine. And what did Jones, a man with his own personal glasses wiper, name his 45-foot long, 102-inch wide luxury bus? The "Elegant Lady" of course.



But is the interior made from bald eagle...?

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Jerry Jones Doesn't Clean His Own Glasses

Seriously, how rich is this guy?

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David Nelson Hugs Girlfriend Kelsi Reich

Well here's an interesting sight that you certainly don't get on a daily basis in the NFL. Buffalo Bills wide receiver David Nelson scored a touchdown in the redzone during the second quarter, a standard operation.

What he did next, will be talked about for at least the rest of this week. Running all the way down to the Dallas Cowboys' sideline, Nelson ran up to his smokin' hot girlfriend, Dallas cheerleader Kelsi Reich.

After a decidedly awkward hug, Nelson plopped the game ball in the surprised bombshell's hands and trotted off to rejoin his teammates.

We're all for the expression of true love, but did Nelson stop to think that his stunt would put his hot WAG in some hot water? She didn't look too comfortable with the situation.

WE however, thought this was hilarious!

ENJOY!!

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Will The Real Rob Ryan Please Shut Up?

Honestly, am I the only one who is completely sick of the Ryan family?

Rex and Rob Ryan talk more trash than teenage girls on Facebook, and to be honest it is a little ridiculous coming from two [very] fully grown men.

Rob Ryan matched and perhaps even exceeded his brother's most insane comments last week, by daring to insinuate that Calvin Johnson Jr is less talented than Dez Bryant or Miles Austin. He's referring to a guy whose nickname is 'Megatron'....seriously Rob?

When asked last week by the media how he would deal with Megatron, Rob's response was to say, “We work against better receivers with Miles Austin and Dez Bryant,” Ryan said. “They are probably two of the premier receivers in football, but this guy is right there. He’s almost that good. He’s excellent.

WHAT??

Well let's see: Calvin Johnson is a perennial Pro-Bowler, he has matched Cris Carter's record for consecutive multi-touchdown games, he is the first to do that in the opening 4 games, he is among the first 4 receivers picked in fantasy football every year...need I go on?

Johnson is a 6-foot-5, 236-pound physical freak of nature. He has a 43-inch vertical leap, and he is faster and stronger than his alleged competition on the Dallas Cowboys. 

He scored two touchdowns in the 4th quarter comeback by the Detroit Lions yesterday, and accumulated 58 of his 96 reception yards in that same quarter.

I'm sorry, has anyone ever seen Dez Bryant or Miles Austin haul in a touchdown catch in triple-coverage, AND make it look EASY?? No, I didn't think so.

Even better, the ever humble Johnson chose not to respond to Ryan, letting his play do the talking. His coach and quarterback were more than happy to step up to the plate on his behalf.
Jim Schwartz said post game: "Indulge me for a second, I am just glad that the third-best receiver on their team is on our team."

Even Jason Garrett said that Johnson is arguably the best player in the NFL, and Terrance Newman claimed it is difficult to cover a guy who "could play power forward for the Detroit Pistons." How true.

At least Rex has two consecutive AFC Championship appearances to brag about. Rob on the other hand, can just shut up now. He should stick a cheeseburger in that big mouth of his and call it a day. He's gotta gameplan the next collapse after all.

You know what they say: Empty barrels make the most noise!

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