Toooo Big! Toooo Big!!

For those who don't understand the Full Metal Jacket reference, just take a look at the photograph. No, this is not an SEC freshman attacking a 5-year old. This is 6'7'' 225 pound Isaiah Stokes, and he is in EIGHTH GRADE.

Yeah. 8th goddamn grade. Excuse me?

The younger brother of Jarnell Stokes, the Tennessee All-SEC Freshman power forward, Isaiah clearly has a future in college and or NFL/NBA football and basketball.

Anthony Davis, known colloquially as The Brow, went from 6'3'' to 6'11'' in one year...are we to expect this young man to be 8 feet tall when he gets to college??

We're not sure what they fed this kid, but we've got a message for the poor normal sized child fleeing the scene of this photo:

When you're 14 years old and a kid the size of Jimmy Graham is chasing you...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

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The Numbers Behind Fantasy Football

Numbers continue to expose depressing truths. This one's even more surprising than you might have expected. Thanks to MbaOnline.com's Sarah Nelson for the brilliant contribution. 

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Every NCAA Football Fan in 53 Seconds

Teboooooooooooooo...

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First Trailer for New Jackie Robinson Film "42"

With Harrison Ford coming back from the dead and SVU's Christopher Meloni still looking like a tight-ass detective, the new Jackie Robinson film could be a bookshelf classic. Enjoy the epic trailer.

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Greatest Maury Clip Ever

America's Best Dance Crew.

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Blowjobs Behind Home Plate

As this fan paints his disturbing masterpiece, the broadcasting is epically on cue. "That lead pipe sinker, starts it below the knees and ends up in the dirt. Holds it."

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JZSports Tuesday Night Tackling

Listen to internet radio with jzsports on Blog Talk Radio

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Don't Mess with Bronco Mendenhall

Bronco Mendenhall isn't a huge guy, and he isn't scary like Mike Ditka. Still, why anyone would ever mess with a former linebacker and safety is beyond us.

After a hard fought game between Utah and BYU, one moronic fan with less dress sense than Craig Sager decided it would be fun to heckle the BYU coach.

What follows is a thorough stare-down beating as Bronco walks towards the Mr. Suspenders with fire in his eyes, which resulted in this little bitch smartly running for his life.

This gentleman and his suspenders do nothing to dispute the notion that Utah is both the whitest and dumbest state in the Union.

Well played Bronco, well played.

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Greatest Videobomb in Videobomb History

We're fighting the urge to call this video-bombing legend Earl Sweatshirt or Bill Belichick on a rainy day considering he's permanently carved in the sports journalism record books. But damn, this gets creepier by the second.

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Dalls Cowboys Fan Goes Crazy

And the Academy Award for best performance goes to the guy who seems to be tearing a page out of Dennis Green's book. We might respect Cowboys fans if they were all like this? Dez Bryant, if you don't get yo shit straight...

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NFL Hard Hits

Enjoy the bruising compilation with the return of football.

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Mike Francesa Falls Asleep During an Interview

WFAN's Sweeny Murti is a legend in the art of rambling, but he puts loud-mouthed Mike Francesa to sleep quicker than Fast Actin' Tenactin. 



And now, the Usual Suspects parody, wait for the end, it's amazing...

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Rob Gronkowski's Epic Fail

Rob Gronkowski is a tight end known for punishing hits and bruising runs. Built more like a small bear than a man, we have come to expect superhuman feats from the guy known colloquially as "Gronk".

During the New England Patriots' Week 1 blowout of the Tennessee Titans on Sunday however, Gronk's usually sure hands deserted him for a major fail on national television. Maybe he was just overly excited to be playing football again?

Nice one Robbie.

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NFL Films: Steve Smith Mic'd Up

He eats shit up.

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RG3 Got Skills

You probably thought that football, haircare and fashion sense (see, socks) were Robert Griffin III's only talents.

Well, Trent Richardson evidently thought so too, and look where that got him.

Clearly RG3 has been taking lessons from former classmate and campus legend Britney Griner.

Ouch.

Let's hope he can play FOOTBALL this well against the BountyGate Saints this Sunday.

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The Greatest ESPN Commercial Ever!

John Clayton doing his thing. Epic.

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Every NFL Fan in 90 seconds

A tribute to the ruthless art of being a fan. 

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Jerry Jones Doesn't Clean His Own Glasses

Seriously, how rich is this guy?

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Worst Football Tattoo Ever

Kids, don't try this at home.

(Image via wisebrother.com)

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Olympian Runs 5-Minute Mile While Chugging Beers

Shotgunning may have improved his time...

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Ryan Lochte: An Interviewing Nightmare

"What defines me...Ryan Lochte"

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