Gerald Wallace Provided a Fantastic Quote When Asked About His Recent Slump

A horrific stretch of games for Gerald Wallace was capped off last night when the gangly forward went 1-for-7 on layup attempts during the Nets' blowout loss to the Hawks. When asked what he needs to do to turn it around, Wallace verbally rocked our world...

"Make a shot. A layup, something. Any fucking thing. Fuck. Throw trash in a trash can. Anything. See anything go in."


Just so we're clear, Dikembe Mutombo would probably be there to block all trashcan attempts. "Not today!"


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Which NBA GM Has this Dartboard?

We don't know where this came from, but it's brilliant. This is a fairly accurate metaphor for the job of an NBA General Manager.

Judging by the moves made recently by the Brooklyn Nets (recently being all year), we're going to have to go with Nets GM Billy King for "Most Likely to Have this in His Office"

Seriously, what drunken intern did he allow to make the Joe Johnson trade? Can you say "bye Dwight"?

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