What happens when you put a pair of 7-foot centers on a roller coaster? They scream like petulant children.
(Image via sportzbroz.com)
(Image via sportzbroz.com)
Showing posts with label nba. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nba. Show all posts
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Saturday, April 6, 2013
Just sit back and enjoy this arbitrary photo of John Wall and his dogs on this sunny Saturday afternoon.
We just wish he had Hot Cheetos and Takis in his shooting hand instead.
We just wish he had Hot Cheetos and Takis in his shooting hand instead.
Posted on Saturday, April 06, 2013 by Jake Silver
Friday, March 29, 2013
But then came Big Mound Barkley to the rescue...
Posted on Friday, March 29, 2013 by Unknown
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Watch as this elderly basketball fan digs deep into the mucus-soaked trenches to become a video-bombing icon. This guy shows us that treasure isn't just found in the bottom of the sea, as recently reported by economist.com. He picked; he admired; he conquered.
Posted on Thursday, March 21, 2013 by Unknown
The hardwood diaper show we call March Madness may be trending this week, but a disturbing gif of Charles Barkley attempting social suicide is always in play. Although the longer you watch this egregious attempt at physical activity, the more you want to attempt actual suicide.
Posted on Thursday, March 21, 2013 by Unknown
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
A horrific stretch of games for Gerald Wallace was capped off last night when the gangly forward went 1-for-7 on layup attempts during the Nets' blowout loss to the Hawks. When asked what he needs to do to turn it around, Wallace verbally rocked our world...
"Make a shot. A layup, something. Any fucking thing. Fuck. Throw trash in a trash can. Anything. See anything go in."
Just so we're clear, Dikembe Mutombo would probably be there to block all trashcan attempts. "Not today!"
Image via soraspy.com
"Make a shot. A layup, something. Any fucking thing. Fuck. Throw trash in a trash can. Anything. See anything go in."Just so we're clear, Dikembe Mutombo would probably be there to block all trashcan attempts. "Not today!"
Image via soraspy.com
Posted on Tuesday, March 19, 2013 by Unknown
Monday, March 4, 2013
Friday, March 1, 2013
Friday, February 22, 2013
If his hairstyle is any indication, high-flying Knicks guard Iman Shumpert may be looking for a more serious role, at least to a point where his agent had to deny such reports. However, this wasn't the first rumor gone wild. The question remains, why have fans lost their love for the young Knickerbocker?
All we can do is compare...
All we can do is compare...
Posted on Friday, February 22, 2013 by Unknown
Monday, November 19, 2012
Friday, August 24, 2012
Friday, August 10, 2012
Listen to internet radio with jzsports on Blog Talk Radio
Posted on Friday, August 10, 2012 by Jake Silver
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Linsanity is officially over. Wait, wasn't it over when Jeremy Lin tore his meniscus in March and never suited up again? Even at "85 percent"? Oh yeah.
As Knicks fans, we don't quite know if we're happy with the loss of Lin. While we're Raymond Felton advocates at JZSports, it would have been nice to have both of them and stick the drunken Jason Kidd at shooting guard. After all, Lin gave us the best month of basketball Knicks fans have had since the 1999 playoffs.
There is the luxury tax to consider, which would have brought Lin's total cost to $57 million. That translates into higher ticket prices. We get all of that. The only problem? Jim Dolan has never cared about overspending for players. Why the financial prudence now, when Mikhail Prokorov is trying to buy New York City?
We just wish Dolan's decision to not match the Rockets' offer actually had a logical reason. Of course, there is no reason to expect logic from Dolan, the guy who took advice from Isiah Thomas on the Carmelo Anthony trade.
So Jeremy, we thank you for Linsanity. Seven games of awesomeness, 18 games of wow he's pretty good, and a month of "damnit he's made of tissue paper". We hope the Rockets treat you better than Dolan.
Posted on Thursday, July 19, 2012 by Jake Silver
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
We don't know where this came from, but it's brilliant. This is a fairly accurate metaphor for the job of an NBA General Manager.
Judging by the moves made recently by the Brooklyn Nets (recently being all year), we're going to have to go with Nets GM Billy King for "Most Likely to Have this in His Office"
Seriously, what drunken intern did he allow to make the Joe Johnson trade? Can you say "bye Dwight"?
Judging by the moves made recently by the Brooklyn Nets (recently being all year), we're going to have to go with Nets GM Billy King for "Most Likely to Have this in His Office"
Seriously, what drunken intern did he allow to make the Joe Johnson trade? Can you say "bye Dwight"?
Posted on Tuesday, July 03, 2012 by Jake Silver
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Remember early in the 2010-2011 NBA Season, when Blake Griffin nailed former New York Knick Timofey Mozgov with a posterizing dunk?
Yeah, Mozgov does too.
Earlier in this NBA season, the now-Nugget Mozgov saw Griffin coming at him, and this time he decided to go all Ivan Drago on him.
We love Blake, but revenge is pretty sweet.
Posted on Wednesday, April 04, 2012 by Jake Silver
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Hot Now!
-
It was a fight of epic proportions – Ortiz vs. Mayweather. Yet it failed to live up to the hype, and instead gave fans a taste of the real...
-
In front of an exuberant crowd at Miller Park, the stealthy Ryan Braun took a tumble for the ages. After a powerful rake to left centerfiel...
-
Listen to internet radio with jzsports on Blog Talk Radio
-
Pierre Thomas of the New Orleans Saints got hit by a freight train in Donte Whitner on this play. According to sources, he woke up this morn...
-
Listen to internet radio with jzsports on Blog Talk Radio
-
To honor Barack Obama's bruising debate with right-wing pest Mitt Romney, let's check out the President's college years at Occid...
-
Listen to internet radio with jzsports on Blog Talk Radio
-
If you're confused and looking for explanations on your drug coverage under medicare, look no further than this helpful guide to Medicar...
-
If anyone doubted the inflation involved with the NFL, this infographic should clear things up. Notice how advertising has significantly inc...
-
Rookie punter Jeff Locke continues to have quite the productive offseason, showing off his versatility to videographer-kicker Blair Wash . T...
