We don't know where this came from, but it's brilliant. This is a fairly accurate metaphor for the job of an NBA General Manager.

Judging by the moves made recently by the Brooklyn Nets (recently being all year), we're going to have to go with Nets GM Billy King for "Most Likely to Have this in His Office"

Seriously, what drunken intern did he allow to make the Joe Johnson trade? Can you say "bye Dwight"?