Watch Donovan McNabb React to Tony Romo's New Zillion -Dollar Contract

Statistically one of the greatest athletes in Philadelphia history, former Chunky Soup salesman Donovan McNabb will forever be bashed for his inability to win the big game. However, it seems Mc-Flab and the City of Brotherly Love can FINALLY agree on something...Tony Romo's contract. Thanks to Jerry Jones' viciously misguided approach to running...

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How the Lapsed Fan Reacts to the 2013 NY Knicks

Though the Knicks (and us) may be enjoying a league-high six game winning streak, their ancient and storied roster can still provide endless amusement, if you have the right conversation. I decided to talk some Knicks basketball with my cousin recently, despite knowing full well that he hasn't followed the NBA since the early 2000's. The ensuing...

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The Hard Knock Life of a Mets Fan

With news of former ace Johan Santana re-tearing the anterior capsule in his left shoulder flooding paper stands around the salty Metropolitan streets, Mets fans/brass/teammates are once again crying for answers. WHY US!? Amazin' captain David Wright called it "shocking and disheartening;" The cashier at the corner deli called "Ay, Jesus Christos!"...

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Watch Doug Gottlieb Shock Co-Hosts with Awkward Diversity Joke

CBS Sports' Doug Gottlieb had the Twitter world erupting like Mount Vesuvius back in A.D. 79, only several hours ago. 140-character blankets of ash continues to settle since the dorky analyst made things slightly awkward, providing his "white-man's perspective." But then came Big Mound Barkley to the rescue.....

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Watch Sergio Garcia Climb a Tree and Hit a 1-Handed Shot Today

In the final round of the 2013 Arnold Palmer Invitational, Sergio Garcia hits his second shot from a tree near the fairway on the par-4 10th hole...with one hand and backwards. He nails it...

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Lifelong Colorado State Fan Dressed Like a Ram, It was Fantastic

It took 15 years, but 16-year-old Justin Stank is officially the most adored Colorado State fan in Colorado State history. First he was seen struggling to stay awake during Colorado State's convincing victory over Missouri... (Oh I'm sorry, are we keeping you up?) He was spotted remaking the YMCA... And showing his true colors while his...

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Robert Griffin III: NOT the Original RG3

While Washington Redskins fans marinate in their adoration of the impeccable Robert Griffin the Third, they have actually overlooked the fact that their beloved RG3 is nothing but RG3 II. Rex Grossman, the much maligned former starter turned backup turned starter turned bench warmer, actually is legally named Rex Grossman III. As a former starter...

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Is Chris Copeland Britney Griner?

We don't know....you tell us. Does this 6'8'' Knicks forward shave his beard in the morning and dominate for Baylor, before going to marinate on the Knicks bench by night? Perhaps the other way around? Astounding physical similarities. Apparently though, on-court dominance doesn't seem to translate.  ...

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Watch Superstar Chris Paul Utterly Disgrace the NBA

It's time for change.....

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Watch This Guy Pick His Nose on TNT

Watch as this elderly basketball fan digs deep into the mucus-soaked trenches to become a video-bombing icon. This guy shows us that treasure isn't just found in the bottom of the sea, as recently reported by economist.com. He picked; he admired; he conquered....

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The National Flag Football League

How much longer must we suffer the indignities of having Roger "Safety First" Goodell in office? To date, Roger Goodell has been worse for the NFL's product, than the NCAA is at maintaining the "integrity" of college sports, and that's really saying something. From absurd fines, to the referee lockout and all the new bitch rules being instituted...

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A Marvelous Eli Manning GIF

Samsung was pleasantly hosting an event yesterday at the American Museum of Finance, before NFL star-professional drooler Eli Manning expectantly stole the show. Never has an individual infused celebrity activities with such a brilliant awkwardness. Thank you to Gizmodo's Leslie Horn for the story...

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Look at Charles Barkley's New Diet!

The hardwood diaper show we call March Madness may be trending this week, but a disturbing gif of Charles Barkley attempting social suicide is always in play. Although the longer you watch this egregious attempt at physical activity, the more you want to attempt actual suicide...

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How To Piss Off Your Girlfriend

 Narrated by 5-time NBA All-Star Chris Webber. ...

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Improving Your Life with PeachSuite

If you've finally decided to give it all up and drop everything to become a rich millionaire, online shopping has become a key new chapter in your lifelong novel. However, PeachSuite.com caters to no one individual, no one demographic. PeachSuite is the home for every product on the market... PeachSuite's Hotel Supply Online offers countless products in a variety of essential household categories including furniture, kitchen equipment, bar supplies and anything else that makes life that much better! Though they offer products for any type of individual. Hoping...

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ESPN - the Reason Sports Journalism is Dying

Look at this. Look long and hard. See something wrong with this picture? Yeah, you do. The Boston Celtics led last night's game by 12 points at in the first quarter, and ESPN, in all of their infinite wisdom, credits LeBron with the early hot hand. I don't care if LeBron had all 19 of the Heat's points and was AT the free throw line when this...

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Look, it's Steve Nash Holding the Torah at a Barmitzvah!

It may have been the day his balls dropped for the first time, but one 13-year-old boychik was counting his blessings for different, more baller reason on Saturday. While D12 and Kobe were working on their zone D (a.k.a. marinating in their team's own filth), Steve Nash was tickling his Jewish side. That's right, the all-world point guard, known colloquially...

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Gerald Wallace Provided a Fantastic Quote When Asked About His Recent Slump

A horrific stretch of games for Gerald Wallace was capped off last night when the gangly forward went 1-for-7 on layup attempts during the Nets' blowout loss to the Hawks. When asked what he needs to do to turn it around, Wallace verbally rocked our world... "Make a shot. A layup, something. Any fucking thing. Fuck. Throw trash in a trash can. Anything....

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This 3-Year-Old is Better at Swinging a Bat Than You Are at Anything

For now it's peanut-butter-jelly sandwiches and sharp grounders for this prodigious three-year-old. Though one day he may just be raking in an eight-figure salary, slugging long bombs away, and running through models named either Desire or Candy....

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Can No. 15 UAlbany Upset No. 2 Duke?

As alumni of the State University of New York at Albany, we'd sure like to think so.  As sports bloggers without brain damage, we're keeping our hopes in check. Our beloved alma mater gave us an actual reason to raise a glass this past weekend (except for that holiday), when they won the America East Conference by defeating University...

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Air Jordan's Effect on Art

Props to SCAD designer Nico Mojica for the fresh masterpiece. Follow his work here. ...

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LeBron James Murdered Jason Terry Tonight

This dunk caused previously extinct animals so mysteriously become no longer extinct. Absolute mayhem from the god damn king....

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Worst Golf Outing Ever

When you think about going for a golf outing, your first thoughts should stray towards being drunk in a field while wearing your ugliest pants and swinging a metal stick - not falling down an 18 foot hole.  This is exactly what happened to Mark Mihal, a mortgage broker from the St Louis area. You've got to feel bad for the guy - enjoying the...

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Jason Pierre-Paul's Long Lost Twin?

LSU's star forward Johnny O'Bryant looks eerily similar to that athletic freak over in New Jersey. Compare more pics here. ...

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"I'm Better At Life Than You": Richard Sherman Burns Skip Bayless

"Painfully awkward" is an approach that has garnered ESPN personality Skip Bayless plenty of attention during his intriguing media career. That was until shutdown-cornerback-confrontational-twitterer Richard Sherman flipped the script, completely. But can he cover the mega-man located below...?...

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NC State Brett Williams' Unholy Catch

If you're not excited about baseball yet, this catch by center fielder Brett Williams during N.C. State's game against New Mexico State last Wednesday should help. The Pack won 9-2....

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The Most Intensely Heartbreaking Moment in Basketball History

Exaggeration? Maybe....

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Kobe Bryant's Still Flying High

Damn. A magical slam over none other than 2009-10 NBA Defensive Player of the Year runner-up Josh Smith, a.k.a. J. Smoove. Enjoy.....

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High School Hoopster Hits Miracle Shot

Thanks to my girlfriend's father's incurable addiction to Westchester high school basketball, I was lucky enough to be at arguably the most epic finish in Westchester high school basketball history. On Friday, Ray Rice's inspirational halftime speech to his former high school squad sparked them to a win. On Sunday, they sprung a miracle in the Section 1 Class AA championship thanks to Khalil Edney's heroics. After New Rochelle missed a potential game-tying free throw with seconds left, a Mt. Vernon victory seemed all but in the books. And then...

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NFL Ready for its First Female Player?

Move over Danica Patrick, it looks like NYC soccer stud Lauren Silberman is moments away from a spot in the sports record books. But can the determined kicker take on the NFL's gargantuan expectations and pressures? Can the NFL even consider such a change? If 9-year-old pinball Sam Gordon is any consolation, it looks like change is on the horizon...

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A Taylor Swift Song Worth Listening To...Seriously

This probably why all of Taylor Swift's boyfriends have dumped her, although it's the first Swift song we believe was worth listening to. Seems she's found a new set of partners. Introducing, goats...the other white meat...

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The Humble Beginnings of JZSports

Back before we at JZSports were broke, hardworking adults, we were just a couple of broke, not-so-hardworking journalism students at SUNY Albany, trying to find our way in the sports world. The timeless show, UA Overtime on Albany Student Television was a way for us to showcase ourselves to the student body, which we did by promptly fudging our segments during one of the very first episodes. Enjoy a first hand look at the banter you enjoy today on JZSports via BlogTalkRadio...

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Ricky Rubio Steals NBA Hearts

The exuberant Spanish sensation gives 'Wolves teammate Alexey Shved the most endearing, uplifting, quasi-hilarious piece of advice heard around NBA parts...an industry once hoisted by trash talk and fluffy flat-tops...

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