This announcer's words instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. He is, like many football commentators before him, a legend...
Thursday, November 29, 2012
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November
This needs little explanation. The eerie stare and motionless demeanor of this creepy fan will forever haunt our dreams. What was going through his mind? Attempting to contact extra terrestrials via mustache morse code? Legend has it, he's still trying.
We may never know, but we hope he didn't kill anyone...
Posted on Thursday, November 01, 2012 by Jake Silver
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November
As it turns out, this was Awkward Kyle's very first crack at being a sports reporter. Depending on how you look at it...it could have gone worse.
We can't wait to see him go to the San Francisco Giants' victory parade. Hopefully he'll get another chance to speak about "Colby Bryant" down the road.
Enjoy...
Posted on Thursday, November 01, 2012 by Jake Silver
Friday, October 26, 2012
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Is that...wait...oh yes, that's Ben "Jake Silver" Wallace with the ferocious rebound and LeBron "Zack Pumerantz" James with the deadly finish and score. We at JZ Sports are currently sending this film to teams around the league with hopes of a tryout. And by league, we mean bush league....
Posted on Wednesday, October 17, 2012 by Unknown
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October
We're dipping our toes in the water with a historical recap of Wes Welker's subtle mockery back in 2011, before the Pats-Jets divisional matchup, in reference to Rex Ryan's apparent foot fetish. Welker was benched for the first series, due to what we believe was a "foot injury....
Posted on Wednesday, October 17, 2012 by Unknown
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
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October
This is a guest post submitted by Ally Silva. Ally played all kinds of sports growing up and adamantly follows everything sports now, particularly Chicago sports. She works with Phoenix Bats, a company that creates world-class wood bats for amateur and professional ball players around the world. Ally loves writing on different sports topics and is very grateful to be able to contribute here.
MLB's 5 Surprise Impact Players in 2012Each year in Major League Baseball, there always seems to be several players that provide their teams with surprise...
Posted on Tuesday, October 16, 2012 by Unknown
Monday, October 15, 2012
Sunday, October 14, 2012
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October
Do you love fantasy football? Do you love cash? Of course you do. Ever wanted to win cash playing fantasy football without the commitment of a season-long league? Now you can!
FanDuel.com is THE place to play daily and weekly fantasy sports; so if any of this sounds good to you, NOW is the time to get in on some Week 6 action.
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Posted on Sunday, October 14, 2012 by Jake Silver
Saturday, October 13, 2012
Friday, October 12, 2012
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October
As if losing the game wasn't bad enough, the Orioles added injury to insult last night for Joba Chamberlain of the New York Yankees.
Somehow when Matt Wieters swung at this ill-fated pitch, he broke his bat right at the handle....the body of which subsequently flew right into the unfortunate Chamberlain's arm.
Ouch.
Having said that, some fans probably believe Joba should have rubbed some dirt on and walked it off, because Brandon McCarthy makes him look like a big wuss...
Posted on Friday, October 12, 2012 by Jake Silver
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
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October
It seems the world's most awkward sports fan is at it again. Not satisfied with creating uncomfortable situations for unsuspecting SF Giants fans, Kyle made his way to Miami this summer to make us all cringe in our seats.
With his odd touchy-feely moments and strange stuttering gibberish, Kyle is either the perfect embodiment of the annoying idiot, or an absolute comedic genius.
Whichever you believe he is, just remember to enjoy...
Posted on Monday, October 08, 2012 by Jake Silver
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October
Known simply as The Red Snapper around football parts, ginger long snapper Ethan Albright cemented himself in the history books when he wrote a simple amazing letter to John Madden regarding his game-worst rating of 53 in Madden '07 (The year of the Marcus Stroud, per Spleaze).
Now, let's keep in mind that this is Madden vs a borderline long snapper....
Posted on Wednesday, October 03, 2012 by Unknown
Monday, September 24, 2012
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September
For those who don't understand the Full Metal Jacket reference, just take a look at the photograph. No, this is not an SEC freshman attacking a 5-year old. This is 6'7'' 225 pound Isaiah Stokes, and he is in EIGHTH GRADE.
Yeah. 8th goddamn grade. Excuse me?
The younger brother of Jarnell Stokes, the Tennessee All-SEC Freshman power forward, Isaiah...
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2012 by Jake Silver
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Tuesday, September 18, 2012
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September
Bronco Mendenhall isn't a huge guy, and he isn't scary like Mike Ditka. Still, why anyone would ever mess with a former linebacker and safety is beyond us. After a hard fought game between Utah and BYU, one moronic fan with less dress sense than Craig Sager decided it would be fun to heckle the BYU coach. What follows is a thorough stare-down beating as Bronco walks towards the Mr. Suspenders with fire in his eyes, which resulted in this little bitch smartly running for his life. This gentleman and his suspenders do nothing to dispute the notion...
Posted on Tuesday, September 18, 2012 by Jake Silver
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
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September
Rob Gronkowski is a tight end known for punishing hits and bruising runs. Built more like a small bear than a man, we have come to expect superhuman feats from the guy known colloquially as "Gronk".During the New England Patriots' Week 1 blowout of the Tennessee Titans on Sunday however, Gronk's usually sure hands deserted him for a major fail on national television. Maybe he was just overly excited to be playing football again?Nice one Robbie....
Posted on Tuesday, September 11, 2012 by Jake Silver
Friday, September 7, 2012
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September
You probably thought that football, haircare and fashion sense (see, socks) were Robert Griffin III's only talents.Well, Trent Richardson evidently thought so too, and look where that got him.Clearly RG3 has been taking lessons from former classmate and campus legend Britney Griner. Ouch.Let'se he can play FOOTBALL this well against the BountyGate Saints this Sunday....
Posted on Friday, September 07, 2012 by Jake Silver
Thursday, September 6, 2012
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August
Awkward footage of Dolphins coach Joe Philbin cutting ties with his No. 1 target. Chad appears intrigued. To quote Billy Madison: Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to this. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. ...
Posted on Wednesday, August 15, 2012 by Unknown
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August
When he's not busy being a top-five scorer, shooting 30 times a game or winning olympic gold medals, Carmelo Anthony likes to spend his time posing as his own wax statue at Madame Tussauds Museum in NYC. The surprisingly playful Melo showed that he is quite skilled at acting like a lifeless statue, as he terrified innocent passersby. If he can scare opposing defenses like this during the 2012 season, there is hope for the Knicks yet....
Posted on Wednesday, August 15, 2012 by Jake Silver
Friday, August 10, 2012
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August
When umpires first declared a linedrive off Shane Victorino's bat a catch by Rockies center fielder Dexter Fowler and then switched it to a trap, Rockies manager Jim Tracy went into a frenzy. Tracy's provocative use of the English language was eloquently translated into a suitable, safe-for-work tantrum for viewers by longtime commentator Vin Scully. Yet again proving he's the best of all time at detailing baseball.
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Posted on Friday, August 10, 2012 by Unknown
Thursday, August 2, 2012
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August
How can you not love Jason Pierre-Paul? Okay, maybe if you're a Cowboys, Eagles, Redskins or Patriots fan...alright never mind. NEW YORK FANS love JPP, and rightfully so. He killed it in 2011 for the New York Giants; there is no doubting that without him there would have been no Ring#2 for Eli Manning. The scary part is? He's just scratching the surface....
Posted on Thursday, August 02, 2012 by Jake Silver
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August
JZSports would like to extend an extremely well-deserved congratulations to the greatest Olympian of all time, Michael Phelps. True blue U.S.A to his core, Phelps is the personification of what anyone can do with the right motivation and dedication. Starting out as a normal American kid with ADHD, Phelps is now the most decorated athlete in Olympic...
Posted on Thursday, August 02, 2012 by Jake Silver
Friday, July 27, 2012
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July
Tune in on Monday, 7/30 at 5:00PM on Blogtalkradio.com to hear our NFL Training camp discussion! We'll be talking for 60 minutes on anything and everything related to NFL training camp. Take a listen, and don't forget to call in to share your opinions with us! http://www.blogtalkradio.com/jzsports/2012/07/30/jzsports-nfl-training-camp-discuss...
Posted on Friday, July 27, 2012 by Jake Silver
Monday, July 23, 2012
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July
Job Security: 5 MLB Managers in Danger of Unemployment
This is a guest post submitted by Chris Ludwig. Chris played a wide variety of sports growing up and now passionately follows everything sports, especially Detroit sports. He works with Phoenix Bats, a company that creates world-class wood bats for amateur and professional ball players around the world. Chris enjoys writing on different sports topics and is very grateful to be able to contribute here.
The average life span of an MLB player’s career is somewhere between five and six years....
Posted on Monday, July 23, 2012 by Unknown
Thursday, July 19, 2012
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July
Linsanity is officially over. Wait, wasn't it over when Jeremy Lin tore his meniscus in March and never suited up again? Even at "85 percent"? Oh yeah.
As Knicks fans, we don't quite know if we're happy with the loss of Lin. While we're Raymond Felton advocates at JZSports, it would have been nice to have both of them and stick the drunken Jason Kidd at shooting guard. After all, Lin gave us the best month of basketball Knicks fans have had since the 1999 playoffs.
There is the luxury tax to consider, which would have brought Lin's...
Posted on Thursday, July 19, 2012 by Jake Silver
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
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July
If you think you've been having a rough go at work recently, stop and consider the plight of the German Giant, Dirk Nowitzki. Just a year removed from hoisting the Larry O'Brien Trophy as the NBA champion, Dirk finds himself standing alone on top of a skeletal roster where the most recognizable name after his is Shawn Marion. Forgive the Western Conference...
Posted on Wednesday, July 11, 2012 by Jake Silver
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July
We don't know where this came from, but it's brilliant. This is a fairly accurate metaphor for the job of an NBA General Manager.
Judging by the moves made recently by the Brooklyn Nets (recently being all year), we're going to have to go with Nets GM Billy King for "Most Likely to Have this in His Office"
Seriously, what drunken intern did he allow...
Posted on Tuesday, July 03, 2012 by Jake Silver
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July
Hakeem Nicks made us all proud during the Giants' 2012 playoff run. His catch and run against the Falcons, his hail mary grab against the Packers, and just about everything else he did to help New York get the Lombardi Trophy back where it belongs deserves recognition.
After steadily improving through each of his three seasons, Nicks looks poised...
Posted on Tuesday, July 03, 2012 by Jake Silver
Monday, May 21, 2012
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This is a guest post submitted by Mike Wright. Mike played all kinds of sports growing up and adamantly follows everything sports. He works with Phoenix Bats, a company that creates world-class wood bats for amateur and professional ball players around the world. Mike loves writing on different sports topics and is honored to contribute here.
Major League Baseball certainly features an array of great accomplishments in its over 130-year history.
Some of the achievements are indeed rare, including the Triple Crown.
The Triple Crown...
Posted on Sunday, May 06, 2012 by Unknown
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
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May
The Heat's trio of superdicks (sorry, superfriends) may be notorious for crashing one another's interviews, but this one might take the cake.
LeBron was giving an innocent interview after the Miami Heat's depressing thrashing of our New York Knicks, when this just randomly happened..
As the Boshtritch slowly stalks across the screen, the only thing we can think is, "WHO LET THAT DINOSAUR ON THE COURT??"
Now if only he just ate LeBron...
Maybe we'd have a chan...
Posted on Tuesday, May 01, 2012 by Jake Silver
Friday, April 27, 2012
Thursday, April 26, 2012
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April
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Every team faces a dilemma at some point or another in the NFL draft. Who to select with the top choice? Safe choice or high ceiling? Defense or offense? This is the predicament that the Minnesota Vikings now find themselves in.
Thanks to the power of the big board, most teams can narrow their selection...
Posted on Thursday, April 26, 2012 by Jake Silver
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2012 NFL Draft: Possible Osi Umenyiora Trade Shakes Up Giants 7-Round Mock Draft
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