Monday, September 24, 2012

For those who don't understand the Full Metal Jacket reference, just take a look at the photograph. No, this is not an SEC freshman attacking a 5-year old. This is 6'7'' 225 pound Isaiah Stokes, and he is in EIGHTH GRADE.

Yeah. 8th goddamn grade. Excuse me?

The younger brother of Jarnell Stokes, the Tennessee All-SEC Freshman power forward, Isaiah clearly has a future in college and or NFL/NBA football and basketball.

Anthony Davis, known colloquially as The Brow, went from 6'3'' to 6'11'' in one year...are we to expect this young man to be 8 feet tall when he gets to college??

We're not sure what they fed this kid, but we've got a message for the poor normal sized child fleeing the scene of this photo:

When you're 14 years old and a kid the size of Jimmy Graham is chasing you...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!



Posted on Monday, September 24, 2012 by Jake Silver

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Numbers continue to expose depressing truths. This one's even more surprising than you might have expected. Thanks to MbaOnline.com's Sarah Nelson for the brilliant contribution. 

Fantasy Football

Posted on Monday, September 24, 2012 by Unknown

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Saturday, September 22, 2012

Teboooooooooooooo...


Posted on Saturday, September 22, 2012 by Unknown

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With Harrison Ford coming back from the dead and SVU's Christopher Meloni still looking like a tight-ass detective, the new Jackie Robinson film could be a bookshelf classic. Enjoy the epic trailer.


Posted on Saturday, September 22, 2012 by Unknown

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Friday, September 21, 2012

America's Best Dance Crew.


Posted on Friday, September 21, 2012 by Unknown

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Thursday, September 20, 2012

As this fan paints his disturbing masterpiece, the broadcasting is epically on cue. "That lead pipe sinker, starts it below the knees and ends up in the dirt. Holds it."


Posted on Thursday, September 20, 2012 by Unknown

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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Listen to internet radio with jzsports on Blog Talk Radio

Posted on Tuesday, September 18, 2012 by Jake Silver

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Bronco Mendenhall isn't a huge guy, and he isn't scary like Mike Ditka. Still, why anyone would ever mess with a former linebacker and safety is beyond us.

After a hard fought game between Utah and BYU, one moronic fan with less dress sense than Craig Sager decided it would be fun to heckle the BYU coach.

What follows is a thorough stare-down beating as Bronco walks towards the Mr. Suspenders with fire in his eyes, which resulted in this little bitch smartly running for his life.

This gentleman and his suspenders do nothing to dispute the notion that Utah is both the whitest and dumbest state in the Union.


Well played Bronco, well played.

Posted on Tuesday, September 18, 2012 by Jake Silver

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We're fighting the urge to call this video-bombing legend Earl Sweatshirt or Bill Belichick on a rainy day considering he's permanently carved in the sports journalism record books. But damn, this gets creepier by the second.


Posted on Tuesday, September 18, 2012 by Unknown

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And the Academy Award for best performance goes to the guy who seems to be tearing a page out of Dennis Green's book. We might respect Cowboys fans if they were all like this? Dez Bryant, if you don't get yo shit straight...


Posted on Tuesday, September 18, 2012 by Unknown

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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Enjoy the bruising compilation with the return of football.


Posted on Wednesday, September 12, 2012 by Unknown

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WFAN's Sweeny Murti is a legend in the art of rambling, but he puts loud-mouthed Mike Francesa to sleep quicker than Fast Actin' Tenactin. 



And now, the Usual Suspects parody, wait for the end, it's amazing...


Posted on Wednesday, September 12, 2012 by Unknown

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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Rob Gronkowski is a tight end known for punishing hits and bruising runs. Built more like a small bear than a man, we have come to expect superhuman feats from the guy known colloquially as "Gronk".

During the New England Patriots' Week 1 blowout of the Tennessee Titans on Sunday however, Gronk's usually sure hands deserted him for a major fail on national television. Maybe he was just overly excited to be playing football again?

Nice one Robbie.

Posted on Tuesday, September 11, 2012 by Jake Silver

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Friday, September 7, 2012

He eats shit up.


Posted on Friday, September 07, 2012 by Unknown

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You probably thought that football, haircare and fashion sense (see, socks) were Robert Griffin III's only talents.

Well, Trent Richardson evidently thought so too, and look where that got him.

Clearly RG3 has been taking lessons from former classmate and campus legend Britney Griner.


Ouch.

Let's hope he can play FOOTBALL this well against the BountyGate Saints this Sunday.

Posted on Friday, September 07, 2012 by Jake Silver

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Thursday, September 6, 2012

John Clayton doing his thing. Epic.


Posted on Thursday, September 06, 2012 by Unknown

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A tribute to the ruthless art of being a fan. 


Posted on Thursday, September 06, 2012 by Unknown

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Seriously, how rich is this guy?


Posted on Thursday, September 06, 2012 by Unknown

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Monday, September 3, 2012

Kids, don't try this at home.

























(Image via wisebrother.com)

Posted on Monday, September 03, 2012 by Unknown

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Sunday, September 2, 2012

Shotgunning may have improved his time...


Posted on Sunday, September 02, 2012 by Unknown

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"What defines me...Ryan Lochte"


Posted on Sunday, September 02, 2012 by Unknown

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