Chris Johnson's Angry Fantasy Football Fans

In 2010, ESPN made this commercial starring Chris Johnson. These disgruntled fans mirror the way we feel when a fantasy superstar ruins our NFL Sunday with a poor performance.

Ironic, isn't it?

NFL Playoff Predictions

Hey folks, here is my list of teams that I think will be in the playoffs for 2011, ordered by seed. Plenty of old favorites interspersed with some new blood. Read the full slideshow on BleacherReport.com

With Week 2 in the books and Week 3 coming up fast, it is time for some early playoff talk.

Some teams like the Detroit Lions and Buffalo Bills have exploded out of the gate and surprised us all, while others like the Kansas City Chiefs have failed miserably to live up to the fans' expectations.

The Green Bay Packers still look like the team to beat, but what about the rest of the playoff race?

Teams all over the league are shifting, rising and falling in the standings. Despite having played only two games, we have gotten a good look at the strengths and weaknesses of many NFL teams.

Based on the way these teams have played one another so far, here is an early look at how the playoff picture could turn out for the 2011 NFL season.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/856284-nfl-predictions-what-does-the-2011-playoff-picture-look-like

John Mackey's Legacy

Hall-of-Fame Tight End John Mackey not only revolutionized his position, but was the poster boy for early-onset dementia in veteran players. Doctors found Mackey with frontal temporal dementia in 2000, the same year that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told ESPN he would push oft-concussed quarterback Troy Aikman when needed in crucial games because “there is no evidence of any long-term, lasting impact” from head trauma in the N.F.L. He couldn't have been more wrong. This New York Times article by Alan Schwarz points out the problems and the legacy left by John Mackey. A great piece of writing.
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Darren Sproles does WHAT?

Here is another video in the NFL "Fantasy Files" series. We don't know how these guys do this stuff...but damn. The little man has some ups. For those of you who need more reason than this to pick up Darren Sproles for your Fantasy football team, just keep in mind that he is currently Drew Brees' favorite receiver, with the most targets on the New Orleans Saints' offense.

Enjoy!

The Coward that is Floyd Mayweather Jr.

It was a fight set with epic expectations. Ortiz vs. Mayweather. It failed to live up to the hype, yet showed fans the true colors of Floyd Mayweather Jr. Forget that the pretentious, self-entitled boxer continues to avoid the vicious Manny Pacquiao; forget that he always talks himself up as the greatest thing since sliced bread. The man is a coward. This video says it all. We officially love you Larry Merchant.

Cam Newton Does it Again

One week after rookie Cam Newton produced a historical NFL debut, racking up 422 passing yards against the terrible Arizona Cardinals' secondary, fans and pundits everywhere were certain he was due for a reality check against the vicious Green Bay Packers' defense.

In part, they were right, as Newton threw three interceptions with only one touchdown in the Panthers' 30-23 loss to the defending Super Bowl champions.

Still, against a defense featuring a hall-of-fame corner, a premiere pass rush and good run-stopping, Newton actually managed to top his record-setting Week 1 passing yardage total with 432. The rookie also added 53 rushing yards and 1 touchdown.

He now joins a group of just six quarterbacks to ever throw for 400+ yards in consecutive games, including Tom Brady, who joined the list today as well. The other quarterbacks on the list include Dan Marino, Phil Simms, Dan Fouts, Billy Volek and Matt Cassel. Young Newton has some pretty good company.

There are still plenty of trials awaiting Cam Newton before he fully proves himself, such as actually winning a game. However, it is safe to say that the Auburn Heisman Trophy Winner's NFL career is off to a rip-roaring start.

Blogging Sunday Night Football Live: Philadelphia Eagles @ Atlanta Falcons

With tonight's epic meeting between two powerhouse teams with Championship expectations, JZ Sports brings you a live following of every play. Derek Jones of Joe Montana's Right Arm, Richard Owens of Blitzswish and Carlos Sandoval of The Pigeon Toe join JZ Sports while we live-blog the Sunday Night Football game between the Atlanta Falcons and Philadelphia Eagles. Get ready for a fun ride. Enjoy.

Tedy Bruschi should leave Ocho Alone

After last Monday night's game at the Miami Dolphins, wherein Tom Brady threw for 517 yards, perennial talker Chad Ochocinco tweeted that the New England Patriots offense and Tom Brady were amazing, and that he was "in awe". Using several other complimentary adjectives, Ochocinco declared his admiration for the way the Patriots play football on the offensive side of the ball.

Former New England linebacker and future hall-of-famer Tedy Bruschi for whatever reason decided that he was offended that Ochocinco had the audacity to tweet an opinion.
“Drop the awe factor, OK, Ocho, Chad, drop the awe factor,” Bruschi said. “You’re not a fan, all right. You’re not someone who’s on another team or watching TV. You’re not an analyst. You’re a part of it. They want you to be a part of it. So get with the program because obviously you’re not getting it and you’re tweeting because you’re saying, ‘It’s amazing to see’? It’s amazing to see because you don’t understand it. You still don’t understand it and it’s amazing to you because you can’t get it.

“Stop tweeting and get in your playbook. Wake up! If you’re just waking up now — I don’t know when this was, six minutes ago? — get out your bed and get to the stadium and watch some film if you still think it’s amazing. If you’re in it and you know what you’re doing and you execute out there you don’t think it’s amazing. You know why? Because it’s what you’re supposed to do. All of a sudden it’s second nature. ‘I know I was supposed do that, yes I went 99 yards, I threw for 517. You know why? Because we’re that good and that’s what we’re supposed to do and that’s what I thought we were gonna do.’ You are still in awe to be a member of the New England Patriots offense. Join the system, buddy.”

It could just be me, but I wonder where the hell Bruschi gets off going crazy on Ochocinco like this. Sour grapes that the Patriots are still good without him? Trying to impose some old-school mentality on a new-school player because he used to be a Patriot? He doesn't like Twitter? He doesn't like Tom Brady? It makes absolutely no sense.

I have no idea, but Ochocinco was merely trying to show his respect for his new quarterback and team. So it was his first game in a new system...Chad Ochocinco has been a great many things in his career....but slacker has never been one of them.

Honestly, Bruschi just sounds more like a grumpy old man than a wise former player imparting advice. For whatever reason that Bruschi doesn't like Ochocinco's loquacity, it really doesn't matter. He doesn't play anymore, and the tweet was definitely not inflammatory, so he really shouldn't even open his mouth.

Nobody would even be talking about Ochocinco's tweet if Bruschi didn't run his mouth. Instead we got a week's worth of media coverage thanks to him. So who is the real loudmouth fool?

Photograph of the Day: Dodgeball World Record

In the obscure world of sports, these two teams are seemingly attempting to break the world record of dodgeballs involved. Quite the unique process. Enjoy the remarkable photography by Weird, Weird World of Sports.

10 NFL Players We'd Love to See Announcing

Everyone has their favorite NFL players. Whether you love these players for their bone-crunching hits or their colorful personalities, you'll miss them when they leave the NFL.

With a combination of terrible grammar, psychotic rants, eloquence, and just plain hilarity, enjoy this list of 10 NFL players who should become announcers.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/847711-10-nfl-players-who-would-make-great-announcers

Fantasy Pickup of the Week: Houston Texans Defense

It's about to be Week 2 of the Fantasy Football season, and that means virtual GM's across the U.S are looking for some waiver wire gems to add to their squads.

If you are looking, you need look no further than the Houston Texans revamped defense. It has already been highly vaunted with the additions of Brooks Reed, J.J Watt, Johnathan Joseph and Danieal Manning, but nobody really figured just how much of an impact Wade Philips would have.

Fear not that Mario Williams has moved to outside linebacker; in the new 3-4 scheme he picked up two sacks on Sunday, adding a forced fumble. This defense steamrolled the Peyton Manning-less Colts, and you can expect them to present a huge problem for any opponent they face, provided they stay healthy.

In fantasy, it is worth remembering that return yards and touchdowns can be just as useful if not better than sacks, picks and fumbles. Jacoby Jones is a solid return man, and already put one up during Sunday's game.

The Texans' defense is the real deal, and they are here to stay. Likely having gone undrafted in most leagues, now is the time to snap them up. Get em before they're gone. You won't be sorry.

Cam Newton or Scam Newton?

Cam Newton had no shortage of detractors coming into the NFL. Many who follow the NFL (including myself), stated that Newton would have severely stunted development if he was selected No. 1 overall by the Carolina Panthers and thrust into the starting role.

Given the prospect of a rough transition to being an NFL starter, it was ubiquitously assumed that the Panthers would let their running game handle the bulk of the offensive workload early on.

Instead, Cam Newton shocked the world on Sunday, coming out and shattering Peyton Manning's rookie record for passing yards in an NFL debut game. Newton passed for 422 yards with two touchdowns and a pick while going 24-of-37 and leaping into the endzone for a 1 yard score.

Against the weak and beleaguered Arizona Cardinals' defense, Newton looked poised and calm in the pocket, making phenomenal throws previously thought to be outside of his skill range.

Cam Newton has now become all the rage on the waiver wire in fantasy football, though the question remains whether or not he can keep up that level of play.

The rookie quarterback is in for a reality check against the extremely potent Green Bay Packers defense next Sunday.

Only time will tell if game 1 was a fluke of the Cardinal secondary, or if Cam is going to be the next big thing.

Only one thing is certain: he shattered and surpassed all hopes, dreams, doubts, and expectations for his NFL debut.

Keep an eye on Cam in the coming weeks folks. He could be going somewhere.

JZ Sports Interviews Former NFL Player Jeb Terry and Gives NFL Week 2 Predictions

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The Art of Snowboarding

There's something about calmly cruising down a mountain of clear whiteness, with only fluttering snow and a wide array of skinny trees in your way, that truly gets the blood flowing, and the senses alert. To snowboard takes discipline, focus and immense balance that can only be exerted by experienced enthusiasts.

As we have discovered with this video, the perfect way to approach the sport is to have a helicopter film all the mountain runs, as well as relaxing zen-like music being performed in the background. The sunset needs to be just above the rim of the skyline and the snow effortlessly flat.

The snowboard is a gentle creature, unable to dictate the speed or difficulty at which one dreams of performing at, but only sits back as the rider makes sure he can stand on two feet. The euphoric feeling that comes with a ride down the clear and intricate mountains that allow for the best slopes is something only those with experience can truly understand. But it needs to be felt by all those deprived souls who have yet to hit the slopes.

The snowboard is an instrument for relaxation and clearing of the mind, as it gives riders the opportunity to release bad tension and stress on a welcoming mountain. Snow has that effect.

Mountain Biking Down a Favela

The self-narration is a real nice touch for this documentary of sorts. Legendary mountain-biker brothers Dan and Gee Atherton rumble through the Dona Marta slum in Brazil. Not exactly a pleasant ride, but exciting nonetheless. Enjoy, and remember to keep the vomit bag close.

9/11 Remember

Despite a tough day for his beloved Kansas City Chiefs, this fan stands strong in support of those who were hurt by September 11th. During these times, we think about those who were closest to the tragedy and for those who lost someone close. Our thoughts and prayers go out to all of the victims and families affected by the 9/11 tragedy...

Greg Jennings Reacts to his "Broken Leg" Video

Greg Jennings is our new favorite, enough said.

2011 Superbowl Infographic

If anyone doubted the inflation involved with the NFL, this infographic should clear things up. Notice how advertising has significantly increased every year. Perhaps the NFL can resist purchasing a Jerry-Tron in the future and worry about their salaries. Or not. Enjoy.

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Amateur Shaq: Best Prep Dunker

This video not only has the intensity of the Peloponnesian War, but it features the top dunker in the class of 2012. While Shaquille O'Neal, or Big Diesel, may have retired, a new Shaq is making noise in prep hoops. 6'5" Auburn commitment Shaquille Johnson hasn't even started his senior year and he has already snapped a rim in two and cleared multiple defenders with his monstrous dunks.  Thank you Arnold Donado for finding this footage. Enjoy.

JZ Sports NFL Week 1 Previews and Predictions

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Feeling Blue: The NYG 2011 Fiasco

In recent memory, there are few teams that have suffered as much devastation by injury as the New York Giants. The past several seasons, the Giants have lost key players in droves, like Osi Umenyiora in 2009, Matthias Kiwanuka, Steve Smith and Domenik Hixon in 2010, as well as Plaxico Burress in 2008, to name but a few.

The 2011 offseason has been nothing short of a nightmare for the New York Giants and their fans. After a promising draft, the fans allowed themselves a glimmer of hope for this season to get back to the playoffs. That hope as fallen apart during training camp and the preseason, as the New York Giants lose important players like flies to a can of Raid.

First, the team lost first-round draft choice Prince Amukamara two days after he signed his rookie contract, severely damaging the team's depth at the cornerback position. His broken foot will heal midseason, but he will still struggle to make an impact, having missed the offseason.

Soon after, rookie second-round pick Marvin Austin went down with a torn pectoral muscle and has been placed on IR, removing the third rotating defensive tackle from the depth chart. Next was Clint Sintim, the outside linebacker who was supposed to rotate with Kiwanuka, and who has now been lost for the year with a torn ACL.

Just today, starting middle linebacker Jonathan Goff went down with a torn ACL and has been lost for 2011.

The most devastating injury of all however, is the one sustained by Cornerback Terrell Thomas in the preseason opener. The Giants' leading 2010 tackler, and arguably their most effective defensive player has been lost for the year to YET ANOTHER torn ACL.

The offense has remained largely intact, but the much-vaunted defense of Big Blue has been shattered by the injury bug this offseason. Why such a run of bad luck has fallen can only be speculated at, and no speculation can change New York's roster woes.

Unless some of the bench guys who get called up can perform effectively, 2011 promises to be a very, VERY long season for the New York Giants and their fans.

Buckle in Giants fans. This one might get ugly fast.

Gravity is Overrated

The car scene alone shows how magical this "human" is. He completely defies gravity. This whole video is pretty much a routine Friday for this athlete. What to call him is still debatable... monkey, alien, fairy?

Relaxing Base Jumping

Enjoy a ride on the backs of these professional base jumpers. Words cannot explain the excitement and exhilaration that this produces. Time to start training for it.

Chargers fan Crying

It's quite tough to be a San Diego Chargers fan, and not just because the team missed the playoffs last year despite finishing fifth in offense and defense. The hardest part is knowing that fellow fans cry like this after losing to the Raiders. How precious.

JZ Sports Radio: NFL Preseason Wrap Up

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Chris Johnson Strikes Gold

The predator...sorry Chris Johnson, or CJ2K as he is known in some circles, received his demanded contract extension yesterday from the Tennessee Titans. Johnson had refused to report to camp until he got the deal he wanted, resulting in a 34 day holdout.

He returns for the final preseason game to the tune of $53 million over 4 years, with $30 million fully guaranteed.

The major sticking point in this scenario was Johnson's demand of $30 million in guaranteed money. It is understandable to want that amount...after all, food on the table and extra sets of gold teeth can get preeeettyyy expensive.

In all seriousness, Johnson was certainly owed a raise, as he was set to make $1.05 million in 2011, after moving into third place all time for total rushing yards over the first three years of a career, and setting the NFL's Yards From Scrimmage record in 2009. The problem was that CJ2K wanted to be the highest paid player in the NFL, which was never going to happen.

$53 million over four years is more than any running back has ever made, though acceptable for a top flight back with Johnson's accomplishments. Despite his less than classy way of doing business, tailbacks DO only have an average shelf life of 3-5 years.

The deal has earned the ire of many fans, many of whom have posted racist comments towards Johnson on Twitter and message boards, though Johnson has responded with equally biting comments from his verified Twitter account.

The only question now is whether Johnson will rest on his laurels with his cash in hand, vindicating his detractors, or if he will continue his pace to be one of the most prolific running backs in the history of the NFL.

Only time will tell.

Ryan Braun Takes a Tumble, Fails Mightily

In front of an exuberant crowd at Miller Park, the stealthy Ryan Braun took a tumble for the ages. After a powerful rake to left centerfield, the All-Star third baseman was thinking inside-the-park homerun. It would not be so, as Braun tripped two times on his way to getting caught in a rundown. In the stands was Reggie Miller, who couldn't help but shake his head and clap. We still love you Ryan Braun.

Paintball Gear Discounts Online

There's nothing more exhilarating on a weekend off from your stressful profession than several aggressive rounds of paintball. The thrill of being shot with a meager ball that explodes during contact is unlike any other feeling. While it may hurt to some, the excitment of shooting an opponent from behind a faraway barrell is unmatchable.

But the only way to play correctly is to start with equipment and gear. Fans continue to search for the ideal paintball gear online, but only one sight can suffice. From $69 to $495, the selling price for guns can vary with quality, but only the true investors can benefit. There are a wide array of pieces for every player.


To complete and protect an investment, all players must consider Tippman guns at Paintball Discounts. With new features and updated quality, nobody comes out unhappy. With guns from Gryphon, the U.S. Army, 98 Custom, A-5 and Phenom, there is a huge selection to choose from. This manufacturer only produces the best of paintball guns out there. Since the experience is often rare, it's essential that players take full advantage. It may appear to empty your wallet, but it will save superfluous purchases in the future. Investing right the first time is key...  click here for tippmann paintball guns.

MJ's Winning Kicks

This photo brings us back to a time when attire was irrelevant. The game was about heart and drive. Michael Jordan portrayed those traits every possession. The greatest ever, his career flourished behind the shoes.

The World is Flat

While this may seem to be an iconic picture of a unique generation taking form, the shot realistically characterizes how much of a melting pot the United States has become. At the same time, we're babbling. Enjoy the picture for what it is.

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Fastest Man with No Legs Makes History

At the IAAF World Championships in Daegu, South Korea, one man inspired the entire planet. This picture, taken today, showed the world that a lack of legs is no excuse for giving up. South Africa's Oscar Pistorius (left) advanced to the next round of the men's 400m with a sprint of 45.39 seconds. Truly inspirational.

My Furbabies

Thanks for the guest post by Jo Levy

We have two wonderful dogs in our home. I call them my fur babies and whenever someone asks me how many kids I have, I always says four. I have two that have two legs and two that have four legs. My dogs are very protective of our home and us. If someone comes to the door they do not recognize, they will let us know it in a heartbeat. I consider them our first line of defense because they love to bark and they will wake up the entire neighborhood. They are more than defense though. They also keep my feet warm in the winter and they are great babysitters. They make sure that the 3 year old does not wander out of the house and they make great fashion models for the 5 year old. I was sitting at home one night and I decided to go online to www.ALLHOMEsecurity.com to see if they were some tips on there to incorporate my dogs into the our entire home security. There were some great tips we are going to use for the fur babies.

NFL History: Original 14 Teams

 Here is a riveting image of the first 14 teams in the NFL. Jim Thorpe was elected as the league's first president in 1920 after the American Professional Football Association was founded during a meeting at a car dealership. Classic. Enjoy the history. Zooming may be necessary.

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Most Epic Pre-Race Prayer by Pastor

I'm speechless, mainly because he stole all the thunder. This pastor reminds me of Ricky Bobby when he thanks god for his "smoking hot wife." This stuff can't be made up. Classic.


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Devine Intervention: Noel Devine High School Highlights

While he may be in the UFL now after leaving the Eagles and getting cut, former West Virginia running back Noel Devine was quite the phenom in high school. At 5'8" and 180 pounds, few expected this kid to dominate the way he did. Until now.